Smashing Time

 

 

The Large Hadron Collider has restarted, with protons circling the machine's 27km tunnel for the first time since 2013. Physicists will endeavour to smash atomic particles together to unravel some of the mysteries of our universe.

 

Here's a question for them. If they put all the party leaders into that thing and smash all their heads together in a bid to see what they're really made of would they get covered in shite?

 

Only saying!