Train The Piano ManSun 31 Aug 2014 at 17:49
Just got back from Brighton where they've recently put a piano on the station concourse with a sign that invites anyone to play. Very arty, very bohemian, very Brighton. Should stop Elton throwing a tantrum if he's train runs late! (My take on a couple of Liberace classics went down real swell)
Top Of The PopularsMon 18 Aug 2014 at 21:11
Every time I'm at the checkout of my local supermarket the cashiers always make polite conversation. They're obviously told to confabulate and make a little tete-a-tete and ask things like 'what kind of a day have you had'? Or tell you their life story. Today the cashier said nothing. Nowt. Not a dicky bird. (apart from the amount I owed) It's coming to something when the bloke packing your fairy liquid and nuts can't even be arsed to talk to you! I felt about as popular as Nick Griffin in a Mosque!
Sense And SensitivityFri 25 Jul 2014 at 10:20
My neighbour has been blocked by Frankie Boyle on Twitter!! Frankie made some derogatory remark (hard to believe granted) about those nice, gentle, amiable folk from the West Country (my neighbours wife is from around those parts) He had a go at Mr B and has since been blocked.
Badge of honour!!! How many people can claim that?
Frankie doesn't really strike me as the sensitive type!!
The Song And A Dance KidSat 28 Jun 2014 at 15:11
Why is it that when I'm in a hurry there's always a lenthy queue in the bank with an old dear at the front telling the cashier the tale of the iron pot? I bet this never happened to Butch Cassidy.
Off The BusesMon 16 Jun 2014 at 14:30
E.T. - the Esoteric TerrestrialsMon 16 Jun 2014 at 14:06
UFO's have been spotted for generations. Many can be explained as weather balloons etc. Yet many are still a mystery. If these strange sightings are extra terrestrials here to secretly observe humanity they would have to have fantastic technology to star trek across space. In other words they would be from an advanced civilisation. So why do they leave their lights on?