The Theory Of NothingFri 06 Nov 2015 at 10:57
The theories of general relativity (the very large) and quantum mechanics (the very small) aren't talking. Physics is apparently having a nervous breakdown. The beauty of nature is that when we think we understand it...we don't. To put this into perspective it would be easier to understand one of the other big mysteries of the universe. Women!
Licence The BillThu 29 Oct 2015 at 21:45
With all the government cut backs why does 007 still get an Aston Martin?
Watch That Space !Thu 15 Oct 2015 at 14:01
The Kepler space telescope may have discovered a huge alien mega structure. Kepler's prime task is to look for exoplanets but its found something 1,480 light years away that's baffling astronomers. Since the object was flagged up in 2011 they've checked and re checked their data numerous times but still can't explain what the object could be. One theory is that it could be a huge structure that's been constructed by a highly advanced civilisation to harness energy from it's host star. The astronomical community will continue with their observations ! This could be the story of the age. BUT...If it does turn out to be an advanced civilisation then I don't think we should give them our address. Look back at our history and see how advanced cultures have taken over primitive people.
Smashing TimeSun 05 Apr 2015 at 15:59
The Large Hadron Collider has restarted, with protons circling the machine's 27km tunnel for the first time since 2013. Physicists will endeavour to smash atomic particles together to unravel some of the mysteries of our universe.
Here's a question for them. If they put all the party leaders into that thing and smash all their heads together in a bid to see what they're really made of would they get covered in shite?
MedonnaSun 15 Mar 2015 at 11:44
Why was Madonna the only guest on The Jonathan Woss Show last night? She maybe the biggest female recording artist in the history of history...BUT Paul McCartney was in the biggest group in the history of history and he's always happy to share the couch.
S & M...Not Just Any Old SexSun 15 Mar 2015 at 11:26
A friend and I were in my local watering hole the other evening sorting out the worlds big issues. Will Putin attempt to make some kind of a move on the Baltic States? Is mankind really to blame for global warming? Will there ever be a cure for Ebola? Can ISIS be defeated? Will there be another series of Ant and Decs's Saturday Night Takeaway? The badinage somehow rolled to the heady topic of S & M. (not just any old sex) Neither of us could understand WHY this would be anyone's bag? (Unless it was over their head) I explained about a programme that used to be on a now defunct channel (FTN) called Sin Cities. It was basically some guy checking out the seedier side of life in various cities around the world. The antics that some of these characters got up to would even make that Mister Grey write in and complain. One guy was into being dragged around the bedroom on all fours on a lead wearing a spiked leather dog collar whilst being verbally abused by a dominatrix. (He won't be getting my vote in May) Another mans thing was putting on a rubber suit, having it blown up with air and pretending to be a rubber ball. (Should change his name to Michelin) Then there was the woman who liked to be strapped to the ceiling... pretending to be a light! (She should be connected to the mains) The best one was a woman who was well into the bondage scene...but the husband wasn't too keen. She got him to gag her, handcuff her to the bedposts, spreadeagled and naked on the bed. He then went downstairs, made himself a sausage sandwich and had the cheek to complain that she hadn't replaced the HP!